the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
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A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.
A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.
Jenny was strumming the buzzards head so hard while I was pounding her that her ham wallet squirted clam juice all over my throbber.
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Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
by Juda88 April 25, 2011
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Get the Buzzards mug.An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.
A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.
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