Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

buttgram

A gram of drugs smuggled rectally.

"My boy just brought a dozen buttgrams across the checkpoint."

by chibbi October 8, 2007

Buttrape

To forcefully put your penis into somebody else's ass or anus. An act commonly commited by sexually deprived fudge packers.

I buttraped Mike's mom because she was giving me backtalk.

by opalmind June 13, 2004

buttcam

A dildo that has a camera built in to the tip.

A:I wonder what the inside of a vagina looks like?
B:Go look at some buttcam videos

by TehBean July 12, 2009

lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

buttrump

The Act of Dry Humping The butt.

that guy is buttrumping that other guy!

by Caleb Cardinell May 21, 2008

Buttrumpet

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008