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Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
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buttins

When you sat on your butt and done nothing for the weekend
Hey, what you do for the weekend? Buttins! I sat on my butt and did nothing
by MrPabloE March 9, 2019
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rubbin buttons

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.
"You know my lesbian room mates Jill and Shelly?" "Yeah." "THey were rubbin buttons all night last night. They made so much noise, I couldn't sleep."
by roncthegreat June 6, 2009
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snooze-buttoning

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.
Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
by envirochef February 10, 2010
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bump belly buttons

Yo dude.. I'm totally trying to bring this drunk girl home to bump belly buttons! I'll see if she has a friend for you.
by EHarrisPhilly April 23, 2011
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busting your buttons

Busting your buttons means to be proud, self-satisfied, or pleased with oneself.
“How fantastic! You must be busting your buttons.”
by YeOldeLadye August 7, 2014
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Buttinski

Originally a short, loudmouthed Polish man (first name unknown). Buttinski was famous for giving advice. As a matter of fact, it was rumored (rumoured?) that he was soon to be the royal family's advisor. However, Buttinski's advice soon went too far. In his first week on the job, he convinced Poland to join a war involving three other European countries. After Poland loss innumerable soldies in said war, Buttinski told the royals that they made a major mistake by joining the war. The queen blew up, demanding that Buttinski be punished. After all, it was Buttinski who recommended joining the war. The king, who was something of a whipping boy, listened to his queen, and ordered Buttinski executed.

After news of Buttinski's execution had spread throughout all of Europe, the nickname "Buttinski" was used to imply that somebody's constant butting in could lead to their downfall. In those days, it was used as a warning.

However, as the 17th century began, Buttinski became more of a sarcastic label. When somebody would enter conversations without permission, they began to get called "Buttinskis" (Buttinskies?). It was used basically to show the meddling person that they were uninvited to a certain conversation.

The meaning is virtually the same nowadays, but friendlier. It still shows the person that they butt in to conversations too often, but it doesn't mean that the person should leave.
Get out of here, Buttinski. You weren't invited into this talk.
by Diggity Monkeez June 14, 2004
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