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burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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Niggas in my butthole

When ya having gay sex and ya homie nut in yo butthole and all those niggas in ya butthole, because sperm is niggas waitin to fertilize n shit
You: OH COCK
Homie: IM BUSTIN NIIGGAAAA
You: OOH NIGGAS IN MY BUTTHOLE
by Nigga Toilet300 January 28, 2019
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butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.
Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.
by Amy_S April 1, 2017
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Shitty poo poo butthole balls

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck
by You sad human February 11, 2019
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Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man
Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.
by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011
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Sauce Butthole

When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.
McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."

LadyL: "We're out."

McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."
by LaLa Girlfie March 19, 2011
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Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
MSN Conversation:

Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>
by Janice Booterman December 19, 2008
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