Bushwhacked

Complete and totally fucked up hair.

What the hell happened to your head?
What do you mean...doesn't it look nice?
Hell, no...it's fucking bushwhacked!

by Anger King January 19, 2013

bushwhacker

Any man or woman who appreciates hairy vaginas far too much.

My friend is a bushwhacker and he only fucks women when he can't see their vagina through the bush.

by largeandnotincharge July 26, 2011

bushwhacked

the act of being hit by pubic hair repeatedly while performing oral sex

The girl who gave me head at the party was getting bushwhacked 'cause I hadn't trimmed in weeks!

by G. Whacker Bush September 13, 2011

bushwhacker

A penis or, a gardening tool (a very painful gardening tool).

girl: wow your bushwhacker is huge!
man: really i never noticed

or

A bushwhacker is that how you chopped off your dick?

by bobie ate my pie! February 20, 2010

Bushwhack

When someone starts to praise a president's policies, but then performs an about-face and ridicules the President. Often used in reference to news programs.

Can be used as a verb: Bushwhacked, Bushwacking; or as an adjective: Bushwhacked

Person in bar: Can you believe that commentator. Talking about Obama's policies positively, only to turn around again and bash him.

Bartender: Yeah, he totally just Bushwhacked the shit out of him.

by Hesperuswreck January 19, 2011

Bushwhack

To hinder someone's progress by recounting a very long tale, of which the listener is very often disinterested. esp when returning from holiday.

The boss bushwhacked me about his holiday yesterday, i couldn't get away!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Bushwhacked

A term describing Democrats and liberals frustrated to the point of seeming madness by the repeated re-elections of both George W. Bush and Republicans — despite ceaseless attempts to demonize them in the news media, colleges, Hollywood and various other hotbeds of liberal thought.

"Al Gore is so Bushwhacked, he's gone over to Saudi Arabia and accused the U.S. of systematically torturing and falsely imprisoning Saudi citizens here in the United States, just for an excuse to take a swipe at Bush."

"Coretta Scott King's funeral was Bushwhacked Central!"

by Alex Dwoof March 14, 2006