California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.
"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."
by yaboi7777777 October 19, 2015
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his name is paul bunion

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by Houd October 20, 2016
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Pickled Bunion nose

A big bulbous nose with pot holes and a build up of black heads and fungus. Usually has long busy back combed hair, with yellow highlights preformed by a private hair dresser.
Person 1: Hi i am a pickled bunion nose, i have exessive mould growing off my nose"
Person 2: "Oh whys that"
Person 1: "Because ive got got lots of blackheads and its extremely pickled"
by Archiboldd dingleberry March 12, 2010
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ball-buffing bunion-buddies

Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.
It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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Snow Bunion

Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.
I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.
by The Glunk December 30, 2011
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Bunion

The dankest word on Earth, refers to a delicious and lumpy pastry. Also known to be a weird lump on the outer edge of the foot. Used as an insult or a casual word.
You're such a bunion!

That was such a dank bunion.

Shut the fuck up you bunion.
by pawprint1423 April 26, 2018
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