bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019

1 Bullet

A term used to describe the person you hate most in the world. I.e. If you only had 1 bullet to kill one person in the world.

Boy : Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly my 1 Bullet

by Colm.. December 27, 2008

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

bulletin-whore

someone on myspace who leaves an infinite number of bulletins on myspace to the point u cannot keep up with them and they are basically the same thing rephrased.

There goes Joe again telling us about his party on Friday this is probably his 23rd bulletin.....damn bulletin-whore.

by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007

to walk into a bullet

To get shot
To get into a situation where you get shot
To get shot "accidentally"

Also metaphorically; to get into an unfortunate situation

Those noobs seem eager to walk into a bullet.

by Jimmybone D June 5, 2010