Brusted

Use this word when you are brain dead or really tired as a result of thinking too much. Brain and busted make up brusted.

Man I am really brusted, I have GOT to take a break!

by Huzaima August 3, 2007

Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011

Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

by lambrose15 November 22, 2014

brussen

Adjective describing someone who is aggressively stubborn.(Yorkshire, England)

He's a brussen sod. Once he digs his heels in there's no reasoning with him.

by geoffds October 15, 2010

Bruised

Getting so drunk that you find bruises on youself the next day.

I can't believe how bruised I was last night at the club, I have purple welts all over my body to prove it!

Let's go get bruised! I haven't had a good bruising since New Years Eve.

by Bug80 September 17, 2012

Bruised Banana

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop

did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET

by 12 June 18, 2005

Bruised Nuggets

What happens after you take a serious beating to your ballsack

Holy shit!! I got bruised nuggets!!!

by 1265geechie July 4, 2020