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Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."
by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009
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bovinefecal

pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".
Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.
by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
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Broviet Union

1. (n.) The act of two men joining in Broly matrimony, or, becoming very good new friends through getting totally shitcabined and making clouded decisions.

2 (n.) An unorganized, wild, messy territory, formerly attached to Russia, a site to which men make pilgrimage to for the purpose of bro-ing it up, more specifically getting drunk, partying, and engaging in risky feats of sport/sex with native women. A main exporter of dirtbikes, lacrosse equipment, Stoli ("Broli"), and rubbers
1. John-Henry : "Bro!!!! Did we just affirm the vows of our Broviet Union?

Lucas: "You know it Broseph! Now there's only one thing to do"

John-Henry: "Bro it UUUUUPPPPPP! Lets brotorboat these she-bro's!"

2. John-Henry: "Bro! Where where you last night, we had such a great time"

Lucas: "Sorry JH, I had to pick up my uncle Vlad at the airport, he just got in from the Broviet Union! He's such a bro, he needs to use scientific notation to write his sperm count!"
by Ben Dustman November 20, 2010
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Bromine

The element that all bros are mainly comprised of.
Brotomic Symbol - Bro
Number of Brotons/Brolectrons - 35
Number of Brotrons - 45
Classification - Brologens
Bro 1 - Bro what are you made of?
Bro 2 - Bromine, obviously
by Brevin Bromlal May 20, 2009
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Bovine Pigalities

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.
by QQQQ December 13, 2006
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The Brodine Steamer

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.
"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."
by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017
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