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Broner

The frat equivalent of a 'man-crush', used to describe a strong, yet totally hetero, attraction to another male.
Dude, I saw Fight Club again today and I totally have a broner for Brad Pitt.
by GillGIlliamJoben March 26, 2009
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Broner

The type of erection you get when being massaged by another man, in a total non-sexual, friendly manner.
Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner!
by krinkle September 22, 2007
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

n. the recognition that a male aquaintance or "bro" would be attractive to the opposite sex.
Markus: Hey I'm going out tonight with that girl Sarah from work. How do I look?

Mike: Dude, let's just say that I have a broner right now.
by WordBrah August 20, 2009
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Broner

Having a large amount of excitement or getting a boner when you get to go over to a friends house.
Bob:Dude i got a major broner when rich said I could go to his place.
by overlord332266 August 4, 2011
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

An erection, or great joy attained by any heterosexual male, as a direct result of something that his buddy (or "Bro") says, does, or shows him. A Broner can also be attained by any man as a direct result of his favorite sports teams performance, comentators talking about said teams dominance, and highlight reels of said sports team.
Every time Dan tells me about his sexual conquests with strippers, I get such a broner!

When (insert favorite RB's name here) had that 92 yard Touchdown run lastnight, I got a massive broner!
by Owen David November 30, 2011
mugGet the Bronermug.

Broner

When you get a boner for your homie.
Dude... I say matt in fishnets the other day, I got a huge fucking broner!
by Mr.Snegro December 21, 2021
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Broner

A broner. When a bro does something so crazy you get a boner.
A broner. When a bro does something so crazy you get a boner.

“Yo bro your gonna fuck her!

“I know bro it’s crazy.”

Bro I got a bronzer for you.”
by ilanrulez March 14, 2020
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