What The Furkel, Brozak?

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.

Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"

by Brozak February 20, 2019

Brojan Horse

When you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. You think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.

John: Yo, Sara's here and she said she's bringing friends.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.

by KidRobo September 30, 2011

brojangles

A name for or multiple necklaces worn by men. usually gaudy. This term was coined by Tyra Banks

" dude, i just saw Russell Brand sporting some sweet brojangles"

by HOjangle March 17, 2010

Broakup

A relationship broakup (or otherwise simply known as a broakup) refers to the ending of a relationship, typically a bromantic one (see: Bromance). A broakup can vary from casual to emotionally traumatic. The cause itself can be related to a degradation of the relationship between bros (rolling back to "friends", or worse, to "acquaintances") or in the most tragic cases, to circumstances bigger than said individuals (i.e marriage, graduation, moving, etc.).

In case of a very abrupt and definitive separation, or when the broakup ends a very profound and intense bromance, the term "brovorce" may be more appropriate (see: Brovorce).

Jim: "Tomorrow Tom will move from our apartment. We shared it for 8 years, and tonight will be the last time we go out to party until there's not a single bar open and come home to drink the last shot before passing out. I feel like shit."

Andrew: "Cheer up, broakups can be bad, but i'm sure you two will still manage to do that every now and then, even if he's going to live 100 miles from you."

by keichix August 22, 2009

Brokakke

A form of bro-rape, where a bro is positioned amidst his assailants like one of those whores from COHF. The bro is then subject to a bukkake sesh hence brokakke.

Bro, I just saw a totally killer amateur brokakke vid on the net... I can't wait to get back to the frat so we can dry hump.

*High Fives*

by HatchBZY August 4, 2009

brocake

Brownie + Cupcake for real men!

This Chocolate Brocake is awesome dude!

by The Baking Man! November 11, 2015

Brojangles

The excessive amount of jewelry worn around the wrists and necks of "Bros"

Look at Brojangles over there! He's rocking a silver cross, eight watches, and some double zero gauges with his Affliction shirt!

by Enzo_Da_Boss June 18, 2011