Broakup 

A relationship broakup (or otherwise simply known as a broakup) refers to the ending of a relationship, typically a bromantic one (see: Bromance). A broakup can vary from casual to emotionally traumatic. The cause itself can be related to a degradation of the relationship between bros (rolling back to "friends", or worse, to "acquaintances") or in the most tragic cases, to circumstances bigger than said individuals (i.e marriage, graduation, moving, etc.).

In case of a very abrupt and definitive separation, or when the broakup ends a very profound and intense bromance, the term "brovorce" may be more appropriate (see: Brovorce).

Jim: "Tomorrow Tom will move from our apartment. We shared it for 8 years, and tonight will be the last time we go out to party until there's not a single bar open and come home to drink the last shot before passing out. I feel like shit."

Andrew: "Cheer up, broakups can be bad, but i'm sure you two will still manage to do that every now and then, even if he's going to live 100 miles from you."

Broakup by keichix August 22, 2009

Breakup Hair 

A spontaneous, and often ugly haircut a girl gets after going through a difficult breakup.

"Dude, did you see Katelyn's pink breakup hair?"
"Yea it looks like a barbie wig!"

Breakup Hair by Antiguns McChestytraps May 2, 2008

Breakup text

When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.

That bitch just sent me a Breakup Text... that's the 4th one this month!

Breakup text by Lil nathan adkins December 2, 2009

breakup yahtzee 

when you break up with you significant other and then play yahtzee to lessen the pain

He/She just broke up with me. Let's play breakup yahtzee.
breakup break up yahtzee

breakup yahtzee by -askme November 4, 2014

Drive-by Breakup 

The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:

1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street, bleeding out and mortally-wounded

"Wow. That drive-by breakup was really bad!"

"Man, I'm telling you, it killed him. Drive-by breakups are no joke!"

"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"

Drive-by Breakup by waterheart July 25, 2016

Breakup Party 

When somebody (usually a girl or gay guy) has a breakup and they have a slumber party with one or a few close friends where they eat tonnes of icecream and fatty foods and bitch about their ex's or let out their emotions.

Amy: "Nicola...me and Jace broke up."
Nicola: "Oh my god are you ok? Thats it I'm coming over and were having a Breakup party, i'll get the icecream."

Breakup Party by XDaFenirX September 10, 2010

portelli-wagel breakup 

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

portelli-wagel breakup by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009