hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

brofeshional

A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.

A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.

Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.

"Hey is that guy on circa? No, hes just a brofeshional"

by T Cab December 12, 2006

Broccasion

St. Patrick's day, 420, Last day of classes, and Easter.

Chad: "I think I'm gonna smoke this fire deezle tonight."

Dirk: "Nah bro, save it for a special broccasion."

by therealbrofessor March 29, 2010

Broccasion

An occasion consisting of all bros.

Matt: "Bromander, you going to that phat broccasion over at Steve's?"

Joe: "Hell yah bromosexual! I love broing out!"

by mommy tyres June 28, 2010

bromission

permission given to a guy by another who is considered a "bro" to date or pursue a girl that the "bro" already likes!

A girl you like likes your friend. He thinks she is cute so you give him the bromission to pursue her realizing she isnt interested in you.

by Kinser Crissman April 23, 2013

Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.

What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009