Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Restore The Broken

A wholesome Christian music band from West Virginia

Hey, let's go watch Restore The Broken play at that old church.

by AGuyNamedJerry July 9, 2022

broken english

Incorrect or awkwardly structured English, usually spoken or written by non-native speakers.

Not necessarily pejorative.

She's not fluent yet, she only knows some broken English, but she's trying!

by schmeggyboo January 17, 2008

balls broken

to be sprung; to be in-love; infatuated, whipped.

When a dude loves a girl so much that it hurts, often around the genital area.

Most of the time this comes from the feeling not being mutual, specifically the girl not liking the guy as much as he does her, therefore causing everything she does to hurt his feelings.

The male is usually so in-love that no matter how horrible the girl treats him, he keeps coming back for more.

"Rhianna treats David like shit but he is so balls broken over her, he just can't move on to another girl."

by Brwn Bear July 29, 2009

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

by The Thundercock April 24, 2023

Broken heart

When your in agony and you just feel broken in despair and like nothing is right anymore when you cared so much for that special person and then they break your heart the feeling is horrible it feels like every time you think about them your heart actually hurts and you feel like you can't breath because of what they did to you .

Girl: grab a plate and throw it on the floor
Guy:ok
Girl:did it break?
Guy:Yes
Girl:say sorry to it

Guy:I did
Girl:did it go back to the way it was
Guy:Not it's still broken
Girl:do you understand now
Guy:no lol
Girl:thats what you did to me you left me with a broken heart💔.

by Person.Ok January 6, 2020

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003