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Briefcase wanker

A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"

"Stop being a briefcase."

"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
by brianurlacher54 December 16, 2008
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Polish Briefcase

Jaro turned up with his tools in a Polish Briefcase.
by Timo3 November 6, 2009
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alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"
by dave April 21, 2005
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briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.
Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!
by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017
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darlignhurst Briefcase

the darlignhurst briefcase refers to the cask of wine (goon) a homeless man walks around darlignhurst in sydney city all day with, it provides him with a pillow at the end of the day. the word darlignhurst can be changed to whatever major city the homeless man is roaming and drinking his cask wine.
the homeless man went to the bottle shop in the city to get his darlignhurst Briefcase
by baddazoner December 27, 2010
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Brazilian Briefcase

A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.
Dude, check out the fancy Brazilian Briefcase Eduardo's sporting today.
by 312steve November 15, 2011
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Briena

A fairly awesome girl, known mostly for her Tankness. She is pretty epic, and can lift up almost anything without much effort.
Paige: "You know that girl we met at camp?"
Adria: "Yeah, she was a total Briena!"
by Chashmonit December 19, 2010
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