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breeding hips

a woman whose hips are a little on the wider side, perfectly for breeding kids
wife: "honey, do you think my hips will spread a lot when i get pregnant?"

husband: "no sweetie, you've got perfect breeding hips"
by sinister mistress March 1, 2010
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Beezing

The act of spreading Burt Bees on the lower and upper eyelids to experience a euphoric burning sensation which commonly provokes a feeling of elation. Associated with alertness, Beezing is popular in both social and academic settings.

Origins: Colby College, The Echo Office
"Dude, I was beezing so hard last night."
by Dr.Beeze June 16, 2010
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Beezing

Beezing involves the consumption of addictive substances, usually cocaine, meth, or Dairy Queen’s Misty slush, in the presence of emaciated and horrifically defomed Middle Eastern men that the tits and gunt of hamplanets as punching bags. Beezing behaviors are often associated with the neglect of your low-functioning autistic roommate in not purchasing his desired muffins and ignoring his cries for help.
Chantal Foodie Beauty was beezing last night at the trap house. We knew something was suspicious when we found bruises on her gunt.
by CHUBBYOOS August 9, 2021
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Shavacado Breezynuts

shahv-uh-kah-doh, bree-zee-nuhts
1. A condition in which one lets their shaved sack hang in a gentle wind often for personal pleasure or the amusement of others present.
2. A pimped-out GF in NWO that is more of a lover than a fighter.
1. Todd enjoyed being all shavacado breezynuts until his mom barged into his room.
2. Shavacado Breezynuts looked fly in his gold jumpsuit as he teamed up for another round of dragon killing in the SH.
by Lorcan01 October 8, 2018
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Beezing

Doing drugs and other illegal substances, lying, or doing activities that should not be done as they are illegal, risk your health, or make you a liar to those around you. Acting selfishly in a way that will produce negative health outcomes.
We're beezing tonight and eating the entire McDonald's menu.
by Little Miss Brat July 3, 2021
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Breeding

When a guy busts his fertile seed balls deep inside anyone wet pussy or ass, shooting all his seed so deep that it all gets soaked up into the walls of the hole that was filled thus planting his seed breeding that bit h
I’m going to breed him deep! Hey boy are you ready for a breeding? Daddy’s going to give you his babies.
by BBC-n-myTHROAT April 24, 2022
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beezin

(v.) to apply a light layer of Burt's Bees natural lip balm wax on one's eyelids for a freaky yet pleasurable tingling sensation. Usually applied when one is really fucking high. Learnt at Colby College's coffeehouse.
Guy: "Hey man, want to study tonight?"
Guy 2" "Nah man, I'm beezin!"
by chubabyslover June 17, 2010
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