Crotch boxer

An overzealous Bikini waxer who causes bruising to the region.

Oh my god! I was checking out my wax in the mirror and noticed a huge bruise! It looks like I've been cooter punched!

I'll never go back to that woman--she's a total crotch boxer.

by sassmaster17 July 23, 2010

Boxer Swap

The act of physically trading boxer shorts with a friend. The swapped boxer shorts must be worn by each participating party to complete the transaction.

“We were at the pub last night and Frank and Travis did a boxer swap”

by Surrodick August 31, 2019

Borderrito

When you cross any border, (i.e. Mexican-United States border, Canadian-United States border, etc) while eating, or holding a burrito, transforming your burrito into the Borderrito.

"My great uncle once crossed a border with a burrito in his hand. He called it a Borderrito."

by Biizziiy on da gram March 11, 2021

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

by litmuch June 14, 2014

borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

by lepelope October 13, 2003

Border Collie

A Border Collie is the most amazing thing that walks on four paws! They truly have human-like qualities and are intense thinkers, very affectionate, loyal, and ready for anything, anytime. There is no other dog like it!

My Border Collie, Murray, is what the author "Jon Katz" said is my lifetime dog!

by iwlover March 7, 2012