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One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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Batista

One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.

He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.

BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.

The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?

Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey

Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.

Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep

Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009
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Batiste Halo

When someone overdid it on the dry shampoo and they've got a bit of a grey parting.
Shit son you put so much batiste on this morning you've practically got a batiste halo
by :Jester August 22, 2011
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promotor boatist

A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.
Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!

Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!
by community property June 22, 2010
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Botiszm

A botiszm is a guy who is the gayest person on the planet who would suck a dick for free
Guy1: Hey have you seen that Botiszm?
Guy2: Yeah, he would suck a fernie for free
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Batista

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 9, 2008
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batista

a wrestler who beat randy orton,triple h,and ric flair and some other people
oh my god! batista just batista bombed coach!
by sykotic ninja December 28, 2005
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