Water Bottling

A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.

Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night?
Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy

by DJ Bepis October 14, 2020

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

mind bottling

When somthing is so unbelievable that all your thoughts get trapped, like in a bottle

"Man, that girls boobs are mind bottling."

by Joshie G. May 7, 2010

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009

Mind Bottling

adj. Intellectually or emotionally overwhelming, bewildering, astonishing. "'

Man United's 6-1 loss to Man City this weekend was mind-bottling, a mind bottling display

by H-Town Babe October 25, 2011

Bottling

When a girl puts a bottle full of pee up her vagina too keep it warm when she needs to pass a drug test with someone else's clean urine.

She would have gotten fired if she got caught bottling her friend's clean piss before her drug test.

by Midgepornandcorvettes4life January 25, 2017

coke bottling

The act of sticking the penis in to a 20 oz coke bottle for personal pleasure.

Dustin link you coke bottler, what the fuck were you thinking?

by zmatt July 11, 2003