Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

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A girl with enthusiasm and an ass preferably in yoga pants or something tight

Mr Mitchell how do u remember Buddisum I just look at Devons ass and think Bootyisum #shreddy

by Shreddymastal December 12, 2015

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Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.

I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.

by jackedak May 11, 2023

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Bootyism

A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.

Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.

by kulananda August 26, 2013

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