by Pineapple.243 December 24, 2009
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
by bellyonyoback September 20, 2008
hello there.
According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.
According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.
by SAMTHELAM January 21, 2010
Hey, why do you look like a sheet of paper?
Cuz I'm trying to be a bookmark - a muslim bookmark that is.
Cuz I'm trying to be a bookmark - a muslim bookmark that is.
by d03pajq23 January 22, 2010
Yo, give me that piece of paper so I can mark where I am!
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim
Fo' sho, I'll give you a muslim bookmark, since you're muslim
by DingDong245 January 04, 2010
Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 09, 2011
FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.
by Bunny Olesen July 08, 2012