Dutch bookmark 

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

Dutch bookmark by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009

Pussy Bookmark 

Pussy Bookmark is a term for a guy who a bitch just keeps around until her ex comes back.

That boys just her little pussy bookmark.

Pussy Bookmark by Elitefaggot April 26, 2020

Accidental Bookmark 

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.

I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.

Accidental Bookmark by AssManAndy January 9, 2019

Vaginal Bookmark 

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.

Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"

Vaginal Bookmark by Shuasage June 16, 2010

New Guinea bookmark 

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

New Guinea bookmark by rs261 December 26, 2009

muslim bookmark 

a bookmark for muslim people

hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.

muslim bookmark by Pineapple.243 December 23, 2009

Turkish bookmark 

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

Turkish bookmark by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008