the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

Boogeymania

Scare tactics the Media use every day to scare the bejesus out of its audience, to improve ratings. They have to keep you afraid of something, so that you'll rely on them to stay one step ahead of the Boogeyman.

Q: What's the latest Boogeymania?

A: Traces of cancer-causing nicotene left on everything in a room where someone has smoked tobacco products, the so-called 3rd hand smoke.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 13, 2010

Boogyman

A weird monster that hides in dark places
a leet mIRC scripter
^both me

Scared lil' boy: MOM THE BOOGYMA IS IN MY CLOSET!
----
Wingx: w00t boogyman you'r leet!

by Robrecht Colson February 14, 2004

boogeymanometer

Internal gauge that triggers irrational and illogical fears of people unlike yourself.

As soon as they realized Barack Obama was a serious candidate, the boogeymanometers went haywire.

by SmoothRob June 28, 2009

The Boogyman

You must be sitting in a chair, straight up. A girl is on her knees giving you head, while giving you a head massage. If you take away the chair, and the dude, it looks like the girl is the boogyman, with her hands up and her mouth bobbing.

boogyman boogy jeff k jeffhead man chair seat oral oral sex head massage

"Hey there Jason, what was meaghan doing to you last night when we were watching that movie?"

" Oh yah, she was just giving me The Boogyman."

"Nice man, thats why she was creeping the fuck out of me."

by CAMAND0R JEFREY February 5, 2009

Boogemonkey

(N) A buzzkill, or an asshole
(V) to act like a retard

1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"

Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"

2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"

Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."

by N00berson McGee September 6, 2010

Al Qaeda boogyman

A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.

The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.

by chefspot May 25, 2006