Bonitzing

The act of passing out on a flight of stairs with or without alcohol involvement. To Bonitz or Bonitzed

John pulled a Bonitz
Charlie is Bonitzing the stairs
George just Bonitzed the stairs

by krlgol7 December 5, 2011

Bonitis

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

Bonita

A Bonita is usually an enchanting, positive, free loving soul. Her intuition is always spot on and you can never keep things from her for too long. She is kind, courageous, empathetic, intelligent and has a great sense of self righteous justice. She makes a great mother if she has children. Her laugh is contagious, she has a great sense of humour. A loyal friend, honest and places a high priority on the value and roles of partnership in any relationship.

As stunning on the outside as she is on the inside, she is said to be one of the most breathtakingly beautiful creatures on this earth. Kind, humble, modest and a lil self conscious at times, her only fault is doubting herself, she is very natural and down to earth, lots of people want to be her friend. Self reclusive and sometimes very quiet, spontaneous and independent.

The opponent is Bonita, yeah.... looks like the perfect woman

Or

Chica Bonita, muy bueno!!

by Kuroineko May 30, 2011

bonats

term used to describe a very good looking woman.

-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.

by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008

Bonation

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her

Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation

by gordon83 January 15, 2010

Bonstraz

If someone coughs a lot when they smoke, usually people on their first few trys.

"Haha, hes coughing so much, what a bonstraz."
"Oi mate your such a bonstraz, look at you coughing away"

by Spackary November 24, 2015

Casa Bonita-ing

When you go to Casa Bonita and pay $25 dollars for all you can eat fake mexican food + unlimited sopa pillas and shit your brains out for 2 days afterward.

Dude, Pat was just Casa Bonita-ing for 20 minutes in my mom's bathroom.

by SH25 August 2, 2012