bongstache

The ring of black or brown resin you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.

When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, nothing but my Bongstache.

by Evolving door November 25, 2013

bobstache

The graying facial hair of a man who may or may not be named Bob

"No, you don't understand, my dad's beard and mustache went white at, like, forty, then darkened back to A BOBSTACHE in the decade or so since."

by RaiShaou January 5, 2019

Bogstanded

Someone who is not only useless but also stupid and smells horrible

Tim is a Bogstanded mank of a web designer

by DumpyBrown July 25, 2007

Bostaphery

The level of shit talking above no other.

Did you hear the bostaphery he was talking.

by Hahagshehdvhe August 17, 2017

Busstache

The hair surrounding a boys anus.

My Dad prefers when I shave my busstache

by Dreadgnarr April 3, 2022

bogswatcher

pedophile, a person who is sexually attracted to children

Malachi is a bogswatcher

by bigppboypissboy November 10, 2022

bmoustacheore

The wrong spelling of boultamore

Me: Hey have you been to bmoustacheore?
Friend: WTF is wrong with you… its bowltamore

by Davidoso July 15, 2023