Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.

"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

bobbit

one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.

"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"

by Lorena April 20, 2005

bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by Billy January 26, 2003

Bobbinyarn

Chunk of man meat often used for beefin. Very dangerous to stroke as it spits white worm at you. If you come across one it will come across you.

Always wash the bobbinyarn or it will become fooshty.

I walked into the changing rooms and seen Mckellar playing with a bobbinyarn. He had to go to hospital as it spat in his eye.

Hey baby would you like to stroke my bobbinyarn?

by Fooshty Bob April 23, 2008