blumpkie

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

by Japo Jones October 31, 2006

blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkinette

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

blumpkee

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump

I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!

by Turdee November 11, 2004

blumpklestilskin

When you awake on the toilet to find you are getting head from an old man

after a long drinking with your grandpa you pass out on the toilet.
Wake and find gramps giving you head.
That's a blumpklestilskin

by Big dick blaque November 25, 2013

Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 8, 2008

bumpdate

A portmanteau of the words bump and update. On an internet forum, a bumpdate is a post made specifically to bump the topic up to the top of the list, and at the same time provide information of an update to the initial post.

Bumpdate: My post now includes credits to the two other people who assisted me.

by Wes W. aka 1337D00D May 18, 2008