"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."
by boredindustries April 3, 2008
Get the blowcano mug.a variation of "casanova", reffering to a man who is amorously attentive to women, by means of a web log
"I'm sure he made that list by creating all manner of riveting and well-written articles about his intense adventures in being a bloganova." -Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons of Something Awful, in reference to Jason Mulgrew
by Aaron Mack. September 25, 2005
Get the bloganova mug.In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).
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Get the Blowdango mug.When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011
Get the Lapjob Blowdance mug.Like a traditional blowbang, but also involving cunnilingus; this creates a more passionate and enjoyable experience for all partners.
Sometimes referred to as Carolina Cunnilingus
Sometimes referred to as Carolina Cunnilingus
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