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Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.
My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.
by Todd Pole November 21, 2011
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brocation

A vacation taken by a male amongst his best male friends, participating in typical male activities. Much like a bachelor party, however, a brocation does not require a specific reason or purpose.
Dude, are you going to make the brocation? We're going to the ranch for the weekend to shoot guns, drink booze, ride dirt bikes, and eat some steaks.
by Dangry November 29, 2007
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blotation

When you are so constipated you are bloated.
I feel really blotation because I haven't pooded in a while.
by Blotation4lyfe August 18, 2017
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blowcational School

An institute which focuses solely on the the art of giving a blowjob. A student will gain both the art of presentation and technical skills to master the most advanced techniques of felatio. This course will show how to barter for proper compensation of service while striving to improve humanity and quality of life as a whole. Advanced Jengineering classes are offered to those who seek dominance and recognition as a certified throatGOAT.
Jen struggled to pass her SAT and placement testing her senior year leaving her no choice but to follow her dream of attending Blowcational School after graduation.
by Pedro freshcobar April 1, 2022
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blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 22, 2016
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Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 19, 2016
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Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..
Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..
by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021
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