blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 22, 2016

Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).

Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!

by LDL1 September 19, 2016

Brobation

A period of time you assess a new bro to see if he's cool enough to be your bro

Shakti stop being fucking weird, you're still on brobation.

by Poobear789 October 20, 2019

Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..

Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..

by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021

Blowtion

rubbing cum into the skin for softness

Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.

by tjaktjak June 11, 2011

Blowcation

A location that is ideal for giving a blow job.

"Think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. Take off your pants!"

by ladysmut August 22, 2009

blowcation

1. A euphemism for blowjob, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a "job."
2. A way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.

"Rough day at the office? Honey, you look like you could use a blowcation."

by gruntumolani November 1, 2011