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blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 22, 2016
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Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 19, 2016
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Brobation

A period of time you assess a new bro to see if he's cool enough to be your bro
Shakti stop being fucking weird, you're still on brobation.
by Poobear789 October 20, 2019
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Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..
Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..
by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021
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Blowtion

rubbing cum into the skin for softness
Roberta gave me such a great blowjob last night. When I came all over her she rubbed all my blowtion on her tits. She says it makes her skin nice and soft.
by tjaktjak June 11, 2011
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Blowcation

A location that is ideal for giving a blow job.
"Think we just stumbled upon a new blowcation in this gloriously, dark in this parking lot, sweetie. Take off your pants!"
by ladysmut August 22, 2009
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blowcation

1. A euphemism for blowjob, but for those who enjoy the act, and therefore do not view it as a "job."
2. A way for men to enhance the marketability of the act that is unsavory to some women.
"Rough day at the office? Honey, you look like you could use a blowcation."
by gruntumolani November 1, 2011
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