bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

Late Bloomer

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

by idkwtfboomcakes August 12, 2008

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004

Late Bloomer

referred to someone who develops a skill later than usual. usually referred to a player who signs a contract in his early twenties in association football.

he is not playing that well in his teens', maybe he is a late bloomer.

by khurn October 13, 2012

Bieber Bloomer

Somebody who hasn't hit puberity that are in there middle or late teens. See Late Bloomer.

JB FAN: Isn't he cute?
Gal with common sense: Um, looks like a Bieber Bloomer.

by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005