Road Block

A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.

Couldn’t finish my shopping yesterday due to road blocks in several aisles.

by AKACroatalin December 19, 2015

Stealth block

Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.

1. I tried to contact my ex via Facebook to give me back my laptop, but I'm pretty sure she stealth blocked me.

2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.

by thisplacesucksass March 10, 2015

Blockberry Creative

a company made by flops that are going in debt which only made a few bucks from the girl group LOONA trying to save their ass

person 1: hey do you stan loona?
person 2: oh the group that’s owned by the worlds most biggest flop called blockberry creative??

by loona4eva March 26, 2022

house block gang

A group of friends that only hangout because they live on the same block.

Sam:Oh look it's the House Block Gang
Jim:Ya i hear they're only friends because they live next to eachother.

by Snaxeroni January 23, 2018

Boston Block

(noun) Maneuver in which a driver blocks an entire lane of moving traffic in order to expedite a left turn or proceed straight; typically associated with Massachusetts and some Rhode Island drivers.

There is so much traffic, I have to do a Boston Block in order to make a turn here!

by PandaMan4lyfe June 8, 2011

Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

soft block

when someone blocks you on twitter and unblocks you so you're not following each other anymore.

person: dude, did you dm freya about that thing?
person: ugh, no! she soft blocked me, man!

by zugwzang June 26, 2016