blivet

Proper noun. A flying bag of shit (see also: Warren Sapp)

The Blivet is going to the Pro Bowl

by Donnie McNabb January 24, 2003

blivet

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.

by H R Boyle January 21, 2005

sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

by Justin M August 25, 2004

Bliver

A Char B way to spill something...!

Kicking over a cup of tea, to bliver your dinner down yourself.

by J.May Ambassador December 9, 2007

Bivens

A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.

What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.

by Lunarian March 17, 2005

Bivens

To mess up a sure thing

She was all ready to go home with him until he opened his mouth and Bivens'd it up

by ATOhurley May 12, 2016

bloven

Getting a blowjob while driven

Bro, I can't believe you got a bloven the first day you had your license!

by BigDaddyGoon February 22, 2009