bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

blastoising

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

by PokeRage September 14, 2013

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

Michael bistocchi

1. Gay
2. Homosexual
3. Ugly
4. Horrible

Michael bistocchi is so gay.

by M is trash June 11, 2018

Deef Blist

The blister one gets on the roof of their mouth after eating a hot slice of DiFontaines pizza.

this semester is one big deef blist

by fendi dul December 4, 2019

Inception Blister

A blister under a blister under a blister, etc; when an old blister has not yet healed and another forms underneath it.

Common amongst rock-climbers.

After the intense bouldering session, Paul had inception blisters on his hands.

by CDRP April 10, 2011

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007