Bowl blitz shit 

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016

amish blitzkrieg 

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

amish blitzkrieg by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Ballroom Blitz 

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop

And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.

Ballroom Blitz by go20orange April 17, 2006

Blitzkrieg Poop 

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

Blitzkrieg Poop by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.

Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!

Blitz Text by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010

blitzpencil 

the extremely intense sport of using a pencil to type words out on a keyboard.

(IS NOT EASY, REQUIRES PRACTICE AND PATIENCE)

"hey have you ever played blitzpencil?"
"actually i'm going to compete in the olympics this year hbu?"

blitzpencil by guccigang69 February 18, 2018

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008