Blelper

A Blelper is a very smart person who completes reviews on Blelp.co.uk. There is currently a £3000 cash giveaway running for all Blelpers who complete reviews until further notice.

I signed up to become a Blelper, blelp.co.uk really helps ensure I’m getting the best service from the best Instagram hair and beauty providers.

by Slayornay November 9, 2020

Blemmer

Someone who blems.

To blem something is to do it incorrectly.

Did you see him to try and pass that ball? It went into the crowd. He's some blemmer.

by miguel316 November 12, 2010

bleeper doodle

Someone who cusses, or uses profanity often.

Person 1:"Tim is such a bleeper doodle"
Person 2:"I know, he can't go one minute without cussing."

by CornIsMmmMmmGood April 27, 2011

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Blumper

A blowjob while on a bycicle, usually on a bicycle with two seats.

Me and Jessica Simpson were riding down the street on my bycicle ,and she grabbed my dick and gave me a blumper.

by bengalmans Unforgiving Nephew October 4, 2009

blamper

someone who smells like blamps.

Man, is Bob a blamper!

by Holly October 11, 2003