anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

Good-Blaster

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.

Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.

by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012

poot blaster

One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.

I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

geto blaster

an old oversized boombox (kinda like the ones used in the 80's)

have you seen his old school geto blaster?
yeah ! he got it at the pawn shop for fifty bucks !

by dreamernsc12 January 27, 2014

Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."

If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.

by Savato93 April 27, 2010

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Pond Blaster

When you have a wank and ejaculate in the bath while it’s full of water

Person one: Dude I had a really nice Pond Blaster last night.
Person two: Thats disgusting

by Spastic_Boy_69420_Haha November 10, 2019