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bitchnotized

Of a man, obsessed with a woman or women in general
Tyrone was bitchnotized after seeing her dat thicc ass.
by SmuntCasher April 6, 2020
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Silent Bitchmode

Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.
Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
by Believe Thy Definitions July 23, 2016
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Bitchmouth

A mouth full of bitch.

An orafice used primarily or singularly for bitching or declaring bitchlike statements in a bitchlike manner.
"Shut your bitchmouth,I'm tired of all that bitch."
"I think you left your bitchmouth open, it smells in here. "
by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016
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Terminal Bitchosity

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.
Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.
by OMGR8US September 26, 2009
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bitchcoin

It's the bitches' internet currency. Used by bitches who want to trade bitchness.
- You'll have to pay for that nasty comment.
- So, here, take five bitchcoins.
by Frajolão November 22, 2013
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bitchmond

the corect name for richmond va
richmonite:i,m from dat cap city shawty
me:no,pussy you from bitchmond
by eat mintz August 31, 2006
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bitchmode

A term for when a girl is on her period and if you piss her off she will bite your head off. Sometimes two girls can be in bitchmode together, and that is more dangerous for the male specimen. It is even worse if the two girls are best friends. Bitchmode gets more intense as the menstrual cycle progresses. Hint: don't mess with a girl in bitchmode because it will end badly for you.

Besties before testies #teamvagina
Kathryn: I can't believe he did that. I'm on my period and have been in bitchmode for three days already.
Maegan: Me too. Wrong time to piss me off. Bitchmode activated.
by Sebastian P.P. Hastings January 24, 2014
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