bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.

Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"

by ownagetime March 18, 2008

bitchplode

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion

"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"

by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

Bitchlette

(n) A Bitchlette (or bitchlet, sometimes bitchlite) is a female from prepubescence into young-adulthood that acts as though she is entitled to everything around her, and as though she is lord and master with everyone else at her beck and call. A bitchlette could also be considered the larval stage of an Entitlement Whore, and is just as often found flipping you off when they run the red while gabbing away into a cellular telephone.

"I saw this girl on TV freaking out because her dad didn't buy her a new Merdedes for her birthday -- she was such a bitchlette."

by B. Couch January 29, 2007

Bitchslap

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.

Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!

by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.

*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.

by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009

Bitchslappy

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.

"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"

by Triple L77 February 23, 2013

bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power

omg becky is such a bitchaloid

by mtruitt January 17, 2016