birch

sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling

Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.

by birch! November 29, 2004

Birched

Tired, not in the mood, couldn't be fucked.

Man, I'm soo Birched I'm not going to come to the topless party.

by leglesslarry January 13, 2009

birch beer

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep

by Blu_leef August 12, 2019

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

"that person is a real ashley birch"

by duck kid January 18, 2018

Birch Run

as in Birch Run, Michigan.
a smaller town in Saginaw County.
a farm town with a large outlet mall.
that everyone in Michigan knows as "that place with the mall."

"where are you from?"
"Birch Run."
"That place with the mall?"
"Yeah."

by oliveoyl August 2, 2008

joe birch

A self centered jypsy who loves guys and lives on a fairground and is a "chef" that cooks horse meet burgers

Joe birch os a dic

by banandhdb December 9, 2014

birch bitch

A dumbass that's stupid as a birch tree

That fool got an E on that test, he's a birch bitch

by your not my dad April 4, 2015