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binary system

Originally used by computers to store information (using only 0's and 1's) (see above), this two digit system has been co-opted (often, but not exclusively, by men) and used as a tool to assess others' appearance (often, but not exclusively females').

The "binary" procedure of assigning a numeric value to someone's appearance assumes that one thing, and one thing alone matters: whether or not the assessor would have sexual intercourse with the person being assessed. Thus, "1" implies that the ranker would, given the opportunity, indeed have sex with the person in question while "0" implies that he/she would not.

Many practitioners of this system claim that it is the most honest measurement of someone's attractiveness, because its measurements are completely straightforward--there is no in-between. Fractions are implicitly forbidden in the binary system, and even hesitant tones and vocal slants are frowned upon during the ranking process, as they undermine the absolute nature of the system.

One might call into question the veracity of the system based on the differing moral standards and social norms of its varied practitioners, but that is, I believe, beyond the scope of this definition.
example of two acquaintances discussing a friend's new girlfriend using the binary system:

Jim: "Yuck, Biff's new girlfriend is definitely a 0"

Skip: "Well then Jim, I guess it's good that Biff, not you, is dating her"
by miamia December 3, 2005
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bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
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Binary Rule

Binary is a base-2 number system made up of only two digits 1's and 0's.

The term BINARY RULE refers to the common phenomenon where a couple will usually be made up of a large or fat person aka a ZERO and a slim one aka a ONE. So if you want a skinny partner you better put some weight on!

This term is being used regularly on the streets of Birmingham, UK where it was discovered.
Some examples and proof of the Binary Rule would be; Fred Flintstone is a binary 0 and his wife Wilma is a binary 1.

Or any bodybuilder would be a binary 0 and his petite skinny bimbo would be the binary 1.
by Birmingham-Rulez May 22, 2011
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Bimbiliki Bilapi

Punjabi for 10000, as explained in the Tamil movie 'Oora Therinjikittaen'
Retard 8: 8000
Retard 9: 9000
(Punjabi) Retard 10: Bimbiliki Bilapi!
by pandiyarajan May 25, 2010
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mujadin binaku

mujadin is a fag with a 2 inch small dick.
he looks like an chimpanzee's asscrack
he do not want do fuck ladys because of his bush
mujadin binaku is a fu**ing fa**it
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Binayak

It means a cute person who reflects the childish traits in him. Is stubborn because of much pampering but an amazing person at heart. Intellectual and multitalented genius with low level of confidence. Craves for attention. Brilliant but very unattentive. Is a passionate lover and a best friend to his love. He will find love in an assamese girl.
cute Binayak childish Binayak Baby Binayak sweet Binayak Stubborn Binayak Hey, you're such a Binayak!
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Binary Scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no
Greg: Eh... I'd Say shes a four maybe

Jeff: She's a one on my binary scale!
by JRo June 20, 2006
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