Dump Berserker

A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.

The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.

by theanaljoust December 19, 2006

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

by #2stunna January 11, 2010

let us beseech

A common phrase used around Oakwood Adventist Academy's (OAA) Campus. Coming from the phrase Let us yonder, to let us beseech. Started by freshman to the majority of the school. It is used to congregate and pray to god holding hands silently or spoken. After prayer, saying Amen in unison.

Friend 1: "I am having a bad day bro, my grade is under an 80 in almost every class.
Friend 2: "I am sorry to hear that, let us beseech, and hopefully the day gets better."
Friend 1: "Thou Shall"

by OAALANG October 9, 2023

betselot

A kind girl with brown eyes usually a brunette. Fun to be around and always smiling. All the guys want her and all the girls wanna be her. Always positive and loving towards every one. Likes to have fun. She is kind, sweet, crazy, loyal, Funny, and is always smiling. Witout her there is no party. She loves her best friends and is always there for them. You can count on betselot to always be there.

Girl: who's that??
Boy: idk but she looks like a betselot :)

by TurtleSsss September 14, 2013

Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

Beush

A short, fat native kid.

Man, that guy is such a Beush.

by Beush January 22, 2004

bensexual

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.

"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."

by Tumblr user irrelevantmanatee August 6, 2014