Behady

A group of skateboarders who mostly reside in and around Lansing Michigan. They often refer to themselves as the "Behady Mob" or to a single member as a "Behady goon" (or just simply "goon".) Their skill in skateboarding apparently doesn't transfer over to their schooling. Most of the members of Behady didn't go any form of higher education, some didn't even finish high school. Because of this, most of them have working class jobs and can often be seen asking friends and occasionally strangers for money. Their local hub, also referred to as the "Behady Trap", is Ranny Skatepark on the boarder of Lansing and East-Lansing. Quite a couple people dislike Behady, but most tend to keep it to themselves.

Person 1: I saw Behady up at Ranny skatepark yesterday.
Person 2: They're assholes

by MSPF February 28, 2013

Behzod

Often called "Baezod or Baegod," Behzod is the ultimate pussy destroyer. He will not hesitate to fuck your sister and will use his astonishingly high GPA to steal your girl. Behzod is a natural born savage. He has a penis larger than your average Brazzers actor and his abs have more detail than 50 shades of gray. Preach Behzod. Hail Behzod. Heil Behzod. Love Behzod. Eat Behzod.

Did you see Behzod today? I heard he totally fucked your sister.

by xXSenpaiXx October 27, 2016

Beheaded

overwhelmed by or judgmentally impaired by a rush of particularly potent emotion, generally due to substance abuse.

Susan thought she had it together but her friends realized she was fairly beheaded when she could not properly order a sundae at McDonalds.

John did not realize he was beheaded until he was slapped by each girl at the party.

by PitFaced November 13, 2012

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

bezad

to be dazzled

let your mind bezad

I was bezad by that

by funtastic2014 June 20, 2014

beheading the turtle

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

by NotABam October 10, 2017

Behdad

A person from the greatest country in the world; Rasht! In Rasht everybody is gheiratmand v maramdar because they share each other’s wifes and familys. They eat kale mahi in Rasht which is the best food in the world. Behdads have the most annoying voices in the whole god damn world. Also Behdads are the greatest rappers of all time and the use Vinak lyrics for dissing others.

What are you eating Behdad? Kale mahi
Behdad what are you doing? I’m sharing my wife, this is a sign of gheirat in my sarzamin.

by Shohar Amme Behdad November 22, 2021