bendinghenning

While you are being doggie styled and your partner takes out a rubber chicken and bends it to a shape so that it can just fit up your ass and your partner full throttles it in. BATTER UP!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I gave my bitch a bendinghenning. Sad thing is she left me right after that.

by Johnny Mcnugget October 24, 2009

Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.

Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!

by that engel guy March 21, 2012

ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.

1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"

by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009

Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.

Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.

by @24k October 26, 2010

homie-binding

Bro BDSM. The Homies tie each other up but it's just for hugs and cuddles..... and stuff.

Homie-binding... we don't speak of it, but it happens.

by Collin Bot February 13, 2022

circuit bending

Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.

Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.

Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.

I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.

by Xdugef May 24, 2005

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008