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cul-de-sac begging

When a neighbor sends out their well dressed children to sell you any number of fund raising products for their over- achieving public or private school - sets up an over-priced lemonade stand - makes bad pottery and tries to sell as art , they are "cul-de-sac begging". Usually occurs in middle to upper class neighborhoods and is most pronounced around holidays. Considered poor taste to throw water on them and yell "get a job"
Hey kid didn't you read the sign, NO cul-de-sac begging!
by Kenny Dee August 26, 2009
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eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.
Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.
by privatejoker85 January 6, 2010
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This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.
During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.
by .Mega December 19, 2019
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'Begging Wife Indirectly'

When guys blatantly act out of character for the sole sake of impressing, swooning, and scoring brownie points with the female population...

...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...

...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."

These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.
Did you see the way those chicks were all swooning over that asshole's Facebook status even though he was just 'Begging Wife Indirectly'?

No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.

The game's changing... for the worse.
by P33V3D January 9, 2012
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Begging

This is what you call a guy or girl that is wanting to date someone, that would never give them the time of day.
Anna, Mark will never go out with you, so quit Begging.
by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008
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Beginnings

The human reproductive organs. A vagina or a penis. The beginnings of all life happen here.
Her skirt was so short you could see her beginnings.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018
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Satire Beginning

its a beautiful colorful sight in the skies or on ground level. somewhat looks like a cloud or hazy mess. they are known to be found ANYWHERE. even your backyard. approximately 36 billion are happening anywhere on the planet every second.
did you see that beautiful satire beginning last night in central africa?
by Greg Alderson June 25, 2008
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