Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005

beer goggles

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

by Polhamus February 19, 2006

beergoggler

When your waved at a party and a girls rating outta 10 becomes double the normal rating...

This nigga got beer goggles, that hoe looks like a 5... Beergoggler

by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016

Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

by slipsonic November 10, 2015

beergoogles

the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home - still wasted

that guy hot but i beergoogled him - he belongs to the china doll collection club

by anonymous February 26, 2004

beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003