beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Spoon

romantic cuddling

wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

spanky

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation

owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

raver

can be a person who enjoys going to underground parties. often ravers like to put drugs into their systems because the high of life is not good enough. this also results in wearing the most hideous clothing such as huuuge pants, backwards/upside down visors, pacifiers, and skin tight shirts. ravers have an obsession with glowsticks and they resemble zombies.

"did you see that lifeless, baggy-pant wearing, pacifier sucking drug addict?"
"yea, jane is a raver"

by emohammers December 09, 2003

cuz

what a real city kid can call his friend, bro, nigga, etc. but the white suburban kids want to be down with this term too, so they use it.

white suburban kid: 'yo whattup cuz'
black city kid: (punches wigger in face)

by emohammers February 18, 2004

H it

to hook up with someone, or to get the hook up

'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'

by emohammers January 05, 2007

sleeve

arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)

"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"

by emohammers December 10, 2003