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criddle

to mooch off someone. also can be used to describe 'stuff'
'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
mugGet the criddlemug.

Spoon

wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
mugGet the Spoonmug.

spanky

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation
owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
mugGet the spankymug.

cuz

what a real city kid can call his friend, bro, nigga, etc. but the white suburban kids want to be down with this term too, so they use it.
white suburban kid: 'yo whattup cuz'
black city kid: (punches wigger in face)
by emohammers February 18, 2004
mugGet the cuzmug.

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms
macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy
by emohammers December 10, 2003
mugGet the barbed wiremug.

Pollo-Vegetarian

someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.
"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"
by emohammers December 13, 2003
mugGet the Pollo-Vegetarianmug.

H it

'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'
by emohammers January 5, 2007
mugGet the H itmug.

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