emohammers's definitions

Pollo-Vegetarian

someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.

"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"

by emohammers December 13, 2003

spanky

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation

owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

H it

to hook up with someone, or to get the hook up

'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'

by emohammers January 5, 2007

criddle

to mooch off someone. also can be used to describe 'stuff'

'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

sleeve

arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)

"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"

by emohammers December 10, 2003