beardstache

The mustache attached to a beard.

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.

by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.

Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.

by mkorn November 12, 2007

bemustached

Adj. Having a mustache that is particularly prominent or a defining facial feature.

This seemed very likely too, as classic and contemporary literature was practically falling off of the shelves in the rooms behind the bemustached man.

by Marinarinator November 4, 2014

Bogstache

When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.

"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!

by CuntasuarusRex March 18, 2016

Bestchester

business

Bestchester means business

by kuvy June 9, 2018

bobstache

The graying facial hair of a man who may or may not be named Bob

"No, you don't understand, my dad's beard and mustache went white at, like, forty, then darkened back to A BOBSTACHE in the decade or so since."

by RaiShaou January 5, 2019