Beasted It 

The act of completely and undoubtedly succeeding in an endeavor, to an absurd extent.

Eric: "Hey Jim, how did the interview go? You think you got the job?"

Jim: "I absolutely beasted it! Couldn't have gone better. I could have shat in the interviewers eye and he still would have shook my hand and beamed like he was getting an immoral blowjob at Disneyland."

Beasted It by Spongetits July 30, 2012

beasted on 

to get owned horribly

man, justin got beasted on by soo in the 5v5

beasted on by El Towel con Carne September 19, 2003

beasted on 

to give an amazing blowjob to

dude i just beasted on that guy behind the corner!

beasted on by RageddyTheSpy November 25, 2011

BEASTED UP 

TO STEP YOUR GAME UP BY GETTING DOWN WITH THE BEAST OF ALL BEAST'S MYSPACE MUSIC SITE....

I JUST BEASTED UP WITH THE BEAST OF ALL BEAST'S MUSIC PAGE... HE'S SICK AS FUCK ON THE M-I-C!!!

BEASTED UP by BEAST OF ALL BEASTS December 23, 2008

beasted on 

when you absolutely annihilate someone in a video game or irl.

ex. Will: OMG! I'm beasting all over these guys!!
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow

beasted on by I love the tucker cats November 28, 2023

Get Beasted On 

Often used in Halo 3, "getting beasted on" is when someone who is "beast" (pro or legit) owns the living crap out of you and pretty much embarrasses you by making you look like a n00b. This term is originally derived from the term of "getting pooped on," which is to lose a game pretty bad. The difference in getting beasted on is if this happens to you despite you having some measure of skill. Talking yourself up as pro just cause you're a level 50 and then getting raped 50-7 where one of your opponents gets 30 kills on your team is a textbook example of getting beasted on.

We thought we were good until MC Hellraiser beasted on us. We lost 12-50 and he got a 19 kill perfection on us. He screamed at us to get beasted on when the game was done. Now I wish I hadn't talked so much shit cause now I look stupid.

Get Beasted On by MC Hellraiser March 14, 2009

straight beasted 

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick

1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza

straight beasted by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006