bear claw

n. The shocker as performed by a stinky man wearing a skully cap and having dong chops.

Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Bear Claw

Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".

Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?

Yeah, even the waiter.

by Goldgoatturd February 21, 2009

Bear Claw

When making out with a female you grab the back of the girls head and squeeze and pull extremely tightly to not let her pull away

Billy bear clawed the hell out of that girl last night before he took her in that room stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey

by fat ass choad August 17, 2008

Bear Claw

When you're fucking someone between their feet and you cum between them.

Hmm David makes the best bear claws in town
Really granny Joann loves bear claws
Really?? I wouldn't expect that from her she should go see him then
Sure I'll let her know, she loves raspberry ones
...um sure then

by Rangell April 21, 2016

Bear Claw Vagina

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

Bear claw scratches

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!

by Dave123 July 23, 2008

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011