Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

Keepin' the beanz icy

to chill the beanz, to keep their collective temperature sub-zero. Can also refer to a person "ripping shit up".

"Did you see Joe Goggins throwing out some old-skool krumpin' earlier, it was like he was absolutely keepin' the beanz icy in the 504!"

by VoodooJazzCafe August 24, 2009

Kool Beanz

A phrase meaning something is very cool.

Kool Beanz became very popular after the movie Hot Rod, Staring Andy Samberg, where the Techno remix of Kool Beanz is used.

"I just pwned this nub on Counter Strike"

"Kool Beanz"

by SF Vega June 1, 2009

mr.beanz

He’s a great listener and a great person to talk to. He’s very smart, intelligent, sweet, clumsy at times, and can be very uptight at times as well. He always mean well but sometimes he can come off as a mean person because he gets jealous very easily. He loves to the outdoors, and loves food especially! He’s an outgoing person who won’t back down for what he believes in but also knows when he’s wrong. He loves attention and gets insecure when he’s alone. Hold him tight and never let go of him because he truly is a great guy!

Omg it’s mr.beanz! He’s so HOT!

by shamelessjoe May 7, 2019

cool beanz

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

by Casey534 September 26, 2005

Broad Beanz

A vegetable that is the favourite of this set 8 who is an old man.

Guy: What's your favourite vegetable
Old man set 8: Broad beanz

by Toaster Motherfucking Bitch January 15, 2021

Cool beanz on hard ground

A famous saying which highlights the key factors of the entire universe and only those who are willing to put many years of research and commitment into what the true meaning is will know the true meaning of life itself. Also a better version of cool beans.

"That's how the saying goes, Cool beanz on hard ground!"
"Bruh, Cool beanz on hard ground."

by yeehawliberals April 21, 2019